Funny is NOT Funny!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007


Funny is NOT Funny!
Current mood: irritated
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

I can't tell u how I HATE that saying!! I asked a booker one time about booking my act because it is so different & not mainstream on the east coast, and he said "Funny's funny. If you're funny you'll get booked."

What a load of CRAP!! How can anyone say that?? If that were true, then comics wouldn't ever bomb after they've had a proven good set! I'm talking about good comics. I had an A-list comedian friend tell me that one night he'll get a standing O and the next night, same club he'll bomb!! If funny is funny how is that possible??

It's not like comics change their set every night. They do the same set for awhile, ok, some for years, and every one of them have bomb stories with that same set they worked with for awhile.

I know I have a certain genre. Some people it's the college, or redneck, or urban. I'm metaphysical. I absolutely killed one week with a sold out crowd of 60. And died a slow painful death the following week with a crowd of 200. I knew it wasn't my crowd but I was assured they'd be open to it. Ummm hell to the NO! They were not. But the other comics that were good, probably would've died a death with my crowd.

I personally do not care for Dane Cook's act. I like him in interviews but when I saw his act, was not impressed & didn't think he was funny. But 12,000 college age kids did.

So to some it up FUNNY IS NOT FUNNY!! What's funny to some IS NOT funny to others.

I'm done with my rant now. nuff said.

COCKTAILS AT TIFFANY'S

Tuesday, May 08, 2007


COCKTAILS AT TIFFANY'S
Current mood: ecstatic

Ok people, I'm just a blogging fool! *In my best Jim Carey impersonation* Somebody stop me! But I warned ya in my "That's how we roll" post.

Me and my daughter Elatia, & soul sister K-Ann are Hollywood Ho's. We dragged the boys with us. We took the tour of the Kodak Theater. That was incredible. I was imagining what it would feel like to be on that stage. Me and K-Ann imagined ourselves ordering our free drinks at the bar. Sat in the VIP lounge where Johnny Depp (BTW went to middle school w/ Johnny. He was in 6th and I was in 8th. Didn't know him but my client did) & Jack Nicholson sat. It was very surreal. It's how u start the manifesting process, be where u want to be and FEEL it. Our tour guide was a cutie patootie too. BONUS!

While we had our day in Hollywood, it was up to my daughter what we did. It was her day since she had to leave the next day. We could've seen the Craig Ferguson Show but she's already seen a show being taped. We saw Ellen back in Nov. 2003. She wanted to go to Rodeo Dr. (4 any of u rednecks out there..it's pronounced Ro-Day-Oh Dr. NOT!! Ro-dee-oh Dr.) and maybe see some star's homes. At the very least see where David Spade got tazered by his assist. ROFLMAO at that one. Or where George Michael got caught doing his thang w/ his thang.

We instead go to Rodeo Dr. but it's around 5p.m. so not alot of activity. No famous peeps or poparotzy (?) There's a few women with Bentleys, drivers and yes, their freakin poodles in their bag!! PULEEEASE! We walk up a kinda side street where it looks like Europe or to me, more specific, Italy. It's a beautiful cool day as we walk up the street. No, we didn't even try and fake our way into one of the hoidy toidy stores. Not on my $2,700 a yr. salary! (Read previous blog on "how we roll") Obviously I live on the psychic money.

As we walked up the street, I noticed the Jose Eber hair salon. I remember him! He use to do the make over shows on Oprah. Hmmm wonder if he still works in there. We go further up and see a few cafes. We decide it's time for a snack. AND we find out it's happy hour!! Wooo Hooo! Happy Hour on Rodeo Dr. What luck!! We decide to eat at the cafe right outside Tiffany's. Feeling really rich now. So we sit and I order a white chocolate martini and Elatia orders a Sex And The City. With the Happy Hour mine is only $11!! Instead of the normal $16!! And here I complained about paying $8 for my tiramasu martini back home!!

We ordered 4 appetizers that were absolutely dee-lish!! They were really good. As we are enjoying our food we see Jose Eber going for the elevator with a few people. He looks over at me then takes a double look, I'm guessing at my hair! That's the way I saw it anyways and K-Ann concurs!! So my hair caught Jose Eber's eye!! MAN! I'm having a great day!

Our bill? Geez only $100 & sumthin. But we had no regrets! We had cocktails and appetizers on Rodeo Dr. outside Tiffany's on a beautiful, sunny, cool day in Beverly Hills. AND I got noticed by Jose Eber!! Life is good with cocktails at Tiffany's!!

A BIRD, A TRUCK, AND HWY 101

Tuesday May 8, 2007
A BIRD, A TRUCK, AND HWY 101
Category: Life

What do they have in common?? ME!!

This is about our near death experience in Hollywood near hwy 101. And by near death, I mean it's my family's account of the events that occurred. My take is that it was nothng more than a minor traffic altercation. My family are a bunch of drama queens. My dear soul sister K-ann, a fellow Hollywood Ho, dropped us off at the Hollywood sign to pick up our car to finally make our way back to Laguna Beach.

Some how we got lost, it's easy there believe me! It's craziness I tell ya! So as I'm trying to read the sign of the upcoming light, I slow down slightly, not so much, because the car infront of me is not too far ahead of me. So as I am concentrating soooo hard on which way to go, this f&*#@*#n truck lays on his horn and scares the piss outta me and it really pissed me off! So much so I ever so politely show him my birdie..ok, I flipped his ass off as he zooms by!! BUTTTT he then slams on his brakes so much so there's smoke! And he's stopped where I'll be even with him. So I'm guessing he did NOT appreciate my hand gesture. The Light Worker left me and the Joisey gurl took over.

Well, the family panics as the light is now RED!! Jeezus! WTF? I'm not in Sarasota anymore *There's no place like home, heels click click click* Damn it ain't working! It's been awhile since I've live in Ft. Laud. so I have forgotten about road rage, people just fall asleep while driving in Sarasota. Why don't their lights last longer here dammit! I had to think quick. I saw that there was no one coming up beside me that split second and I just immediately turn right hoping there was no on coming traffic. Note to self, keep eyes open next time to find out.

My daughter informs me that normally she would have my back but this time she was gonna run like like a little girl if he pulled a gun. ANNNND the hubby and son would follow, I've seen them run & they too would run like little girls!! *I tickled myself with that one* A bunch of babies I tell ya! I pulled a cool Starsky and Hutch maneuver if you ask me.

I pulled into a side street to get our bearings & figure out how the hell to find that freakin elusive Hwy 101. Thank Goddess K-ann calls to see where we are, knowing we are probably lost, she's psychic too, and she leads us in the right direction. *Phew* Crisis averted. We all made it to Laguna Beach alive and well with no bullet holes. A good day indeed!

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL CON'T

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL con't
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Was going to start another blog but knew I better finish this one first. I actually made a list of titles for upcoming blogs, so be forewarned.

Ok, so we're at this amazing 4 star hotel. It felt like coming home because we are use to staying in 4 & 5 star hotels and getting the VIP treatment. It's just been awhile. Following the comedy dream doesn't warrant any of that stuff. You stay in an icky Motel 5 1/2..not even a 6!! You have to find your own paper and pen to write your own "do not disturb" sign. I could go on and on but I did that already in a blog back in July 2006.

On to the cool stuff. So we had our wine and snacks delivered to our adjoining rooms. We had a REAL balcony with a table and 4 chairs that over looked the gorgeous pool. Oh yea! I breathed deeply in the air of a REAL hotel room! Let it seep into my cells! Candy on the pillow. Now that's what I'm talking about!

BUT! Look at the time! I had to get ready for what?? A comedy show! How the hell did I score these accommodations on a comic's salary?? My salary is about $2,700 a year!! And that's on a good year! That's right! Not a night, or a week, or a even a month!!...yet. But a year!!

It's called manifestation baby! The Secret, The Law Of Attraction! It's also called my friend having a helluva lot of Marriott rewards!! Like 200,000 worth so 60,000 for 2 rooms was no probs.

So we go to our show and had a great time. Everyone had a great time. Some teaching and healing occurred as well as laughter. That's what I love about our show. You get it ALL! The owner wants us back again only he wants to get a bigger space that holds 75. He said we are a hot commodity! Very cool! I like that. Now if I could only get a few more people to buy into that! We couldn't wait to leave tho and get back and take advantage of our hotel accommodations. So I kept a close eye on the time.

We get back to the hotel and the kids were at the glorious pool. My son 15 and Tammy's 16yr.old daughter and 11 yr.old son. We grab our suits and wine and go down to the pool to cool off in the 90 something temps. It's Palm Desert after all. Don't mind swimming at 10p.m. when it's dark & empty. My legs are like a neon light in the dark anyways. We swam, and by swam I mean walked around in the pool, sat in the hot tub, well, didn't do that one for long then back in the pool. We snuck down wine glasses in a shirt, which I told the kids to be careful and not to sit on it. I found plastic cups by the pool, got 2 then sat down.....right on the shirt with the wine glass! DOH! Thought I was gonna have glass on my ass but the shirt saved me! YAY!

Then it was time to go back to the room for room service. Worked up quite the appetite performing, swimming, and breaking glass. The food was great. I love getting room service, it makes me feel rich.

Breakfast the next morning was great. It's always great when it's free and pool side in the shade. After breakie the kids and Tammy went in the pool again. We got a late check out. I don't do pool in the daylight because 1. There's too many people there. 2. I don't do sun. I must be part vampire or sumthin. and 3. my suit was wet and a bit tight to begin with so there was no way I was getting it over my ass again! (Note to self, must stay on tread mill longer...ok and ditch the cookies, geez ur tough) So I just take in the rich atmosphere of the surroundings. The beautiful mountains, the warm to hot breeze, the water fall into the pool. Of course PB is in the room napping. Thought about "interrupting" his nap *wink wink* But by the time I thought of it, it was too late. How married am I??

As we were waitng for Tammy to pull up I saw someone come out who looks familiar, I'm on my phone with a another friend while I notice this guy. And sure enough it is who I think it is "Spence" from King Of Queens, Patton Oswalt. I couldn't take a pic because I was on the phone and didn't want to just hang up and be rude to use my camera phone. I know, unlike me. Then Patton gets into a crappy black Hyundai or Ford, I mean it looked like an older one, not even newer, that belonged to a friend I guess. I'm also guessing he ain't sharing the wealth then and buying his friends new cars. It can't be his car, I mean c'mon he has to have some coinage to afford a nice car. For chrissakes I drive a Lexus RX300 and I only make $2,700 a year if I'm lucky!! He drives away b 4 I can make a total ass outta myself by saying something stupid like "Hey I'm a comedian too!" Like he hasn't heard that one b 4. The Gods were smiling on me...and Patton.

As we drive away we take a deep breath one more time to remember our excellent night in luxury. Then we go to the casino that's on the way home. I lost $20 but Tammy won $20. Yea, I shoulda been chanting and rubbing the slot machine like she was. Lesson learned.

SO yea, I decided that that's how I want to travel from now on, struggling comic or not!! I want to travel and stay in luxury because....THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL!!

CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION

Saturday, May 05, 2007


CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION!
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Life

I know, I know, I promised to continue my last post. BUT this takes priority. And I will finish my last post.

Today I met the most amazing little boy that just knocked my socks off! Today, my great nephew made his debut to this planet. I got the call at 7a.m. that my niece was in active labor & had been at the hospital since 1 a.m. After 3 hours of sleep, I actually did start to adjust to Ca. time as much as I tried not to & was up till 4a.m. I got up and in the shower getting ready to go with my parents to the hospital. My mother was going to be there to greet her first great grand child at 64 yrs. old. We're a family of Ho's, we start young. But not as young as some of the other new mothers there! 17 & 18yrs. old. I had the oldest daughter and no grand child! WTF??

We get to the hospital and my niece was at 4 centimeters & had the epidermal. We were told it'd be awhile. An hour and a half later she's at 8 centimeters!! Won't be so long now I guess. I told my sister it was about to get real ugly! At 8 centimeters the epidermal gets shut off and the real pain begins.

My neice was really suffering. Not having any real sleep in a few weeks she is exhausted, has back pain and a major headache. THEN starts to vomit TMI?? That's life baby. My sister can't handle it and comes out for me to help her hold it together. She can't stand seeing her daughter in so much pain. I reminded her this was the ugly part I told her about. Jess was 9 1/2 cent. now, so I told her it was almost over, take a deep breath, and she will be fine & a grandma real soon. My mother never left Jessie's side. She talked to her quietly, rubbed her temples & kept her focused. She did that for me with my daughter's birth. Sam, the father, bless his heart, is just glad to have 3 women in there handling all this. He's just hoping he won't faint! He's 21 and Jess just turned 22.

My sister sucks it up and goes back in. We don't see anyone for a wee while so I know now it's in the last stage. Before we know it my mother comes out and just the look on her face says it all! I jump up and say "He's Here! Isn't he?" She nods, she cries, I cry as we hug each other.

She goes on to explain how amazing it was to watch Clayton make his way into the world. As soon as his head was out he was looking around. His arm came out before his shoulders somehow. All I could picture was Jim Carey in one of the Ace Ventura movies where he's trying to get out of the fake rhino's ass and his arm is flying all around...end scene. The rest of the baby follows. My mother couldn't get over how alert he was and looking around. She said he was so handsome ect. She then says he was smiling. I'm thinking "Crazy old Lady! You sneak any of them drugs yourself?"

After an hour, Jessie is ready to go to her room and we get to escort her. I'm so excited. I was there when she was born and now I'm here when she has her son. I took one look at him and he just blew me away. He actually did look me right in the eye and smiled!! Not once but twice!! And I had NO access to any drugs! I watched him check out the new people coming to see him. His granfather and great grandfather! It was incredible! I couldn't help but cry. The energy from this baby was overwhelming. Talk about your crystal baby?!!

He is one of the crystal or rainbow children coming in now. AND my sister and niece have no idea!! I just kept saying how special he was. And I mean SPECIAL! Not special in a short bus kinda way but a truly amazing soul way. This boy is going to come up with some wild shit according to my sister's standards, which is real normal in my circle. It's nothing for kids of my friends to say "Remember when I use to be your mom?" I remember I was a _______in a past life" I can't wait!!

I told my mother what kind of special I was talking about. She said don't tell ur sister or Jessie. They will freak out! SO it's our little secret. I have to read up on these kids again, it's been awhile. I can always tell who they are in public. They are the ones where I look them in the eye and if I get their attention I talk to them telepathically and say "I know who you are." And that always gets a smile. Then I say telepathically, "I know you can see what is around me. I know you see the Angels." That gets even a bigger grin. The parents look at me like WTF? Why does it look like my kid is talking to you?? Because they are!!

It happened in a restaurant one time after staffing Doreen Virtue's ATP class in Laguna. The staff went out to eat and one staff member noticed a baby less than a yr. looking at us and really looking all around us at our table. She was in a high chair. So I did my usual, "We know you can see the Angels around us. We know who you are and are here to help you." She got so excited. She wouldn't even face her family anymore. The grandmother was getting a bit freaked. As I continued to talk to her telepathically she reached her hand out to me and I to her. It was soooo cool. As they left the restaurant she continued to stare at us. And now I have one of them I can play with in the family!! My sister and niece may not always get him but Auntie Witchy Woman and Uncle Psychic Boy do!

My cuz in Belfast has a niece that is 4 yrs. old that talks about how my Uncle, her Grandfather tucks her in at night and how funny he is. She was telling me all about him. He died in 1993. My cuz is the only one who knows who she really is too. She teaches her that seeing Angels, Fairies, & relatives who aren't "here" is ok and normal.

I am exhausted but so excited. It's been an emotional, wonderful day.

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL!

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL!!
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Oh hell yea!! We're back!! We did a show this past Friday in Palm Desert AND we stayed at the Renaisance (don't pick on my spelling now! I'm on a roll!) Esmeralda Resort and Spa! Now that's what I'm talking about! I think I finally got the Motel 5 1/2 ick off me from last summer in Ohio.

It brouhgt tears to my eyes as I realized I was home again in a 5 star hotel! Now this is what I was use to! A lobby, door men, (oh yea, loves my door men) bell men, (love them too!), stores, restaurants, a kick ass pool, room service, AND a beautiful "Desert Dreaming" sign to put on our door. No handwritten note here!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Now this is how I want to travel from now on! First class all the way!

We were asked what we wanted in our room for snakcs so we took the 2 bottles of wine for after the show & nuts and ice cream for the kids. ALL complimentary! We also got 2 free breakfasts for each room the next morning!! OMG!! Could it get any better??? Why yes it could but more on it later as Psychic Boy is jones-ing for the computer. We're still not home yet.

So, to be continued.......

GREEN LIPS AND HAM

Saturday, March 24, 2007


GREEN LIPS AND HAM
Current mood: flirty

Oh yea peeps, you read right! Only it was green lips and cornbeef. But that doesn't sound as good. It was St. Paddy's Day, what did u expect??!!

I dress in what can only be described as a leprechaun on crack! A Leprechaunie if you will. LOL I mean I go all out from the Irish flag painted on my eye lids, shamrocks on my cheeks, a green velvet Goddess top, a green sequenced hat that my HUGE shamrock sunglasses sit on, lime green pants from GoodWill rolled up to show my green striped socks that are adorned with my lovely green rubber turned up elf shoes & to round off my amazingly tacky outfit I have bright green lips!

Yup! If I was dressed like that in Ireland I would be sniper shot!

Here's the thing, unbenounced to me my green lips were a creepy guy magnet!! Who knew?? Yuppers!! I had all kinds of creepy guys hitting on me due to the green lips. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it's disturbing!

Altho I did have one hot young guy hit one so that was cool and I did give him a kiss. Ok I frenched him, did I mention my tongue was green too?? Ok I lied, I didn't french him and my tongue wasn't green. But he did hit on me and I gave him a kiss on the cheek!! GEEZ! What's the matter with me?? I must be getting old! In my 20's I woulda planted a big wet one on him. You may take that any way you like! :-)

I will be posting the pics soon...of me not the creepy guys.

So FYI for next St. Paddy's Day, if you decide to wear your lips green, BEWARE!!

I GOT THE 666! UH OH! AM I GOING TO HELL NOW??

Thursday, March 22, 2007


I GOT THE 666! UH-OH! AM I GOING TO HELL NOW??
Current mood: giddy

I just saw that my video has had 666 views!! KEWL! Or maybe not so cool. To quote Paris, all my friends need rehab after hanging w/ me, Hilton, "THAT'S HOT" (just shoot me now for even going there) is more like it. Does this mean that I am indeed the anti Christ of comedy?? Say it ain't so!! Well, would I have any super powers?? I might be able to embrace it then. It would definitely explain the 2 pointy bumps I've been feeling lately on my head and the thing on my lower back looking a bit like a tail. Hmmmm this also means that I would be the ruler of hell right?? This is really starting to look up people! PaRtY at my place!! Just keep heading south you'll find it and BRING PLENTY OF ICE!!

I really shoudn't write ANYTHING when it's this late & I'm tired. I'm guessing this will be deleted when I read it tomorrow before anyone else can read it.

MAN! WHAT A FREAKIN YEAR I'M HAVING!

Sunday, March 04, 2007


MAN! WHAT A FREAKIN YEAR I'M HAVING!!
Current mood: giddy

I just couldn't use the Card Me Baby One More Time again. BUT!!!!! I ALMOST got carded again!! Why didn't I??? Because the woman remembered me from over a week ago. Last week, not the day before or from that morning...I don't have a problem or anything. :-) She remembered me from my stunning beauty, yea, that's it! I mean c'mon how many 45 yr.olds does she card??!!

I was only in there because PB had his "bro-mance" (a name for guys who are straight but are like girlfriends) Uh-oh PB is gonna kill me when he reads this one. Jeremy was down from Tampa. He is one of the people whose life was dramatically changed from our store that I mentioned in the last blog. Now where was I...oh yea...we went out to eat while PB took a nap. He prefers napping to eating.

I mention to Jeremy about the amazing delicious tiramazu martinis. He said he liked tiramazu so that sounded interesting. So I looked in my purse for my bartender, Mac's, schedule. Ah hell no! I didn't just say I had my bartender's schedule in my purse! But yay!! He was on!! So away to Manhattan Grill we went.*super hero dash* We get there and Mac sees me and says "I already know what you want" I said, "Make it 2" My son says, "Come in here much??" Hmmm I know it looks like I'm one step away from an AA meeting but I'm not I swear. It's been over a month since I've been in to see Mac.

We only had one as they are freakin expensive! They went up .50 to $8!! There ain't no drink I'm gonna pay $8 for....again! Well, I got Jeremy hooked now so off to Walgreens we go to get the ingredients to make our own. I've been buying a little at a time planning for the big day when I got ALL the ingredients. The shaker first, then the martini glasses, the instant expresso. Now it was time for the big guns! The Frangelica and vanilla vodka oh yea and the half and half too.

So I go to Walgreens and get my goodies, almost got carded, and went home and made some kick ass tiramazu martinis that I shared w/PB's "bro-mance" & watched the Secret! What another great day!! Life is good!

SIT ON YOUR STOLL NOT IN YOUR STOOL!

SIT ON YOUR STOOL NOT IN YOUR STOOL!!
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Life

Yes, that is just a nice way of saying quit sitting in your SHIT!! Why am I writing about this?? Well I'll tell you....

Having been around Light Workers for years now, one thing I have found is that many are good at sitting in their shit! In my humble opinion the term Light Worker is obsolete. Either you are a Light Warrior by now or just a Light Whiner! I am on several boards where all I see is Baaawaa baawaa this is happening to me, baawaa baawaa that is happening to me. ENOUGH ALREADY!!

I was having a conversation the other day with several people when we were discussing about sitting in one's own stool, feces, poopy, ect. What I said was when we sit in our shit we don't know who we are denying amazing experiences. What do I mean by that? Well, I'll you....

I worked for Doreen Virtue, a well known metaphysical author. I staffed her week long Angel classes (I'm not typing what it's called due to legal BS about how to write it) We were in Dublin Ireland for a class and afterwards Doreen and her husband Steven Farmer, also a wonderful author, were performing a handfasting ceremony for me and PB to renew our vows.

There were students from the class there at our friend's amazing 1 acre place in Wicklow. After the ceremony we stood in a circle & spoke a few words to everyone who attended. I thanked Doreen for stepping up and getting out of her shit and being the person she was meant to be. (Yea, I probably did say exactly that or something close to it) Because if she had stayed in her shit sitting at home with a weight problem, over indulging in a lot of different things feeling sorry for herself, NONE of us would be standing there right at that moment in the beautiful, magickal, Ireland!

NONE of us would have met! And how sad would that have been. I have met some amazing people staffing for Doreen. I have met & worked with the Princess Of Bali due to staffing. I got to meet and thank James Van Praagh in person due to staffing. A 10 yr. dream I had to meet him came true. I was author, Dolores Canon's driver because of staffing. What an honor to be able to spend time with this woman. I have met a lot of my soul family because of Doreen. This is just my experiences because Doreen stepped up to the plate. How many of you out there have read her books and it made a HUGE difference in your life?? "Read Light Worker's Way." She is very honest about where she was when she decided to start on to her REAL path.

Can you even imagine how sad it would've been if Doreen had been like many others, afraid to move forward and step into their power?? Don't let fear hold you back! Doreen started where many of us have been or are at.

That is why I say, if you're sitting in your shit you don't know who you are denying some incredible experiences or be the reason people meet. I could talk about how our store, even tho not open for long, changed some peoples' lives in a profound way. For that reason alone we have no regrets having opened it. Maybe that's the only reason we were suppose to open it.

So are you sitting on your stool or in your stool??

IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE.....

IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE....
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Life

YOU must ALLOW yourself to RECEIVE!

I have a weekly Secret conference call every Monday. I started it back in Sept when I heard about The Secret...well, heard about it more. I wanted to start a support group that could help one another HABITUATE the behavior of success. So there is 4 of us that get together every week and talk about our successes and struggles so we can cheer one another on and help remove any blocks we are unable to see for ourselves. We are seeing some great changes in our lives!!

We kick one another's asses if need be. We pick a word for the month for our focus. And this month it was receive. Women in general have a hard time receiving anyway. I know this from working in salons. And to hit the point home I said "In order to achieve we must allow ourselves to receive."

I didn't realize how profound that was gonna sound. In The Secret, one of the steps in reaching our goals is to receive. How many of us sabatoge ourselves just because we don't allow ourselves to receive?? When we allow ourselves to receive we give someone else a gift.

I try like hell to get my "Angel" friends to understand that one. They are ALWAYS giving yet have a hard time receiving. So I ask them "How does it make you feel to give?" They say "I love the way it makes me feel!" SO then I say "So why would you deny someone else that feeling??" SO remember by receiving, not only does that open yourself to achieving but you allow someone else to receive a gift!

MORK CALLING ORSON...COME IN ORSON!

Yea, that's pretty much my life with a medium and psychic friends. I am their lead boots and they are my helium balloons! Somebody's got to stay in body, so I guess I'm the one that signed up for that one. Sooooo I feel like Mork calling Orson a lot of the times.

Case in point. We had a friend recently visiting for 5 days. While we were out, I was driving of course, she announces, (yes, I'm omitting names on purpose) "I'm being called out, I'll be out of my body for a bit." Well, at least she gives warning. PB just goes.

I'm thinking, "who's calling her out and why now??" People think I make this shit up! Nope, nada, hand to God, this IS my life. So away she went, not sure why, but apparently it's quite common that she gets "called out." I was expecting her to share some kick ass profound information. I mean c'mon! You're here to see us and you just go and leave your body like that?? I want some cooll info beeyatch! Didn't they use to institutionalize & medicate people for saying that kind of stuff? Ahhhh I miss the good ole days. What if I did that while driving??!! Oh yea, that's why they make me drive, I don't do that. But one of these days I'm gonna! Like it matters, they'll be outta body anyway too. I guess we could all watch ourselves go off the Skyway Bridge then. Yea, I'm staying in body & will continue to drive my helium balloons around town.

So you can only imagine what kind of fun I have when we're ALL together. I'm like the person in the park selling the helium balloons and trying to stay grounded. LOL Good times, Good times!