Thursday, December 28, 2006

Using THE SECRET Who's in??

I watch The Secret a lot and the story that sticks out in my mind the most is the Jack Canfield one. I love the $100,000 in a year story. So we got to thinking and decided to make our products available for download.

I did what Jack did, only I upped the anti. I set a goal for $500,000 or more for next year. We've already made over $100,000 in a yr. so I wanted to stretch it. So all we need is 100,000 downloads in a yr. which seems very doable. And like Jack, if we don't hit $500,000 but only $450,000 or $300,000 will I say this doesn't work?? Hell no!! I'm sure the oppotunites to get our products out there to the masses will come in. We've already had 6 downloads so ONLY 999,994 to go!!! Woo Hooo We're on a roll! What's your Secret??

Psychic Boy a.k.a. Martin is a licensed clinical hypnotherapist and meditation specialist. (Remember? He's a paranormal over achiever) He has 3 CDs with several meditations on each that you can now download for $5.95 per CD. These may not be in the right order...just how I remembered them. We will be adding more CDs soon. So if you've tried to meditate and have had a hard time.....START DOWN LOADING NOW! What r u waiting for!?

CD #1: (most popular)
"Intro to meditation"
"Meet Your Spirit Guides"
"Goal Achievement"

CD#2
"Light Warrior, Psychic Protection" This is a powerful one.
"Prosperity"

CD#3
"Intro to regression"
"Pre Life Regression"
"Past Life Regression"

My Book "So, These Two Dead Guys Walked Into A Bar" "My Life in The Paranormal. One Comic's Perspective" is a funny look into my life in the paranormal & living with a medium. Plus it's also a look into the healing powers of humor. You can read some reviews on my www.myspace.com/witchywoman7777 home page or at amazon.com. I have reviews from 6 different countries. It's availbale for $8.95 download.


Martin's book "Conversations With Merlin" it's a guide to life idiosyncrasies/mysteries as seen by Merlin. Yes, he was up many a night talking with Merlin. Yup, that's why I had to write a book! You can down load this for $5.95

Go check them out at
Triple Moon Press
Just click on product downloads

Here's what people have said about the meditation CDs....

"This meditation CD is Great! I have found it to be a wornderful first step into a new world of focus, peace and beauty. I have never meditated before now and find that every bit of advice is bringing out my own feelings and needs to go farther and learn more. Martin's voice is gentle and sure. The music calming and inspiring. I look forward to more CD's in the near future!"

Patti Meehan

"Martin, the meditations are so beautiful and wonderfully done. I haven't listened to all, but... The ones I have, allow me to know that these are the MOST healing and POWERUL meditations I have yet heard. Bless you, sweet man. Your voice is so perfect for meditation tapes.

Jill Bakke

Dear Martin:
Received your instructional CD on meditation yesterday and used it immediately. It was awesome! In my fumbling attempts at meditation in the past, I have had momentary feelings of a lightening of my body or, maybe you could call it sort of a tingling...but it's always gone the minute I notice it. I listened to the instructional section of your CD and then went on to the first guided meditation. That wonderful feeling started nearly immediately with the beautiful music and your voice...and it continued through the whole meditation. It was so cool! If this was just my first use of the CD, I can hardly wait to see what comes next!

Robin Smith

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

THE LOVE BOAT! EXCITING AND NEW...LOVE BOAT....

daa dee daa daa dee laa laa....don't know the rest of the words. I mean C'mon! How long ago was that show on??

This blog about my experience with the Carnival Cruise Comedy Challenge. It was a great time!! I got to meet some of my myspace comic ho's from the east coast. Holla!

I knew I wouldn't make it thru to the finals because my metaphysical act is not really cruise line material unless it's a ghost one. Hmmm maybe the Queen Mary in Long Beach Ca. then. Note to self, contact the Queen Mary director.

I have to say that I did feel a bit famous as several comedians said to me "You're Witchy Woman! You're on my friend's list" Hey! I don't care who recognizes me or why! The point is I got recognized! OK? I thought that was cool.

I was in the first group to go in and the 2nd one up. I just wanted to get my 3 min. set over with so I could eat. The other comics were great! We supported one another which I like to see. We got interviewed afterwards. Turner Network was there taping. So you know I got infront of that camera every chance I got being the big camera whore that I am.

Which reminds me of a story.... TLC was taping at the spa where I worked and I kept getting into shots "accidently" *wink* & they kept kicking me out of shots. I know! Hard to believe! But they did. I whined that everybody should be in a shot since we all had to accommodate the show. So they did a pan of all of us clapping at the reveal......yea, they cut it! The cutting room floor it went. I think they shot us just to shut me up. So who knows, I just may end up on the cutting room floor again. Baaaa Waaaaaaa!

I did make it into 2 differnet newspapers...ok you have to really look for me in one of them and know it's me. But my mother called, to tell me I was in her paper!! I was in a group shot. YAY!!

The judges were the owners of comedy clubs and a talent agency. The talent agency guy scared me. I knew if I asked him a question he would make me cry. I got the impression that he felt you weren't a real comic unless you've been kicked around on the road and did at least one show in Perduka or is it Perdooka, anyways it's in NY where the people are mean. I don't do mean. Being metaphysical myself I don't care for the club atmosphere with heavy drinking, smoking, heckling, ect. I'm use to a more higher vibration atmospshere. So I don't work as often as I would like...yet. Clubs are not the only place to do comedy!! OK, if I had the opp to work in a club would I?? YES! And when I get to Ca. I will. But here in God's waiting room, I have to find other venues.

I was glad I could NOT see the judges, only the friendly faces of my new comic friends. Although rumor has it that the judges did infact laugh at some of my jokes.

Now, the Ca. Funniest Female Contest I'm out to win!! At the very least the top 3. That's where my focus is now. Winning that. I go out in April.

So, I didn't make it thru to the finals and I congratulated the ones that did. I was happy for them. But I did walk away having a great time, more experience infront of intimadating judges, & great new comic friends. How great is that?? A. Very! Comedy is my love and I am her Bitch! lol

PUSSY GALORE AND.....

Funny Fanny! I know you UKers have a totally different meaning for fanny :-) But that name Funny Fanny does come from your part of the world too. I believe from a 007 spoof on a show once.

And the rest of you???? Get your mind out of the gutter!!

What's this really all about then? I hear you ask. Well, it's about a monthly girls night out that a local restarurant has. Every month they have a girl's night out with a theme. Remember my purdy feet and free wine story?? If not go back and read it!! This is the same event different month.

This month it was 007 Casino Royale. We were suppose to dress up like a Bond girl. Yea right! Then I guess I was going to be Halle Barry with a serious twinkie problem then!! Me and my cuz Chrissy discussed it and we decided to be a 1960's Bond girl. She was Pussy Galore and I was Funny Fanny for obvious reasons. Not because my fanny's funny but I am....so rumor has it.

The buffet was superb, the wine yummy, and the black jack dealer delicious!! According to Chrisitne anyways. Ok, he was a cutie patootie. I don't gamble other than the nickel slots in Vegas. But we weren't playing for money just chips to win a bottle of wine. I did not win this time. Although our table should've won something! We were the only ones dressed up! We take out themes very seriously. We are theme queens. We looked hot!!

Oh! Oh! oh! I almost forgot the best part! One of the women at my table who was a friend of my other friend there, couldn't beleive I was old enough to have a daughter who was married. She thought I was, now get this, drum roll PLLEEEEASE.......she thought I was 30-35!!!!! So I frenched her & we're now dating. Our husband's love it! And we get free Chinese food now since she owns a Chinese restaurant! She's my new best friend!!

It was a great night indeed. Although I had a hard time keeping Chrissy's attention. She couldn't stop drooling over our BL Jack dealer. But that's ok I had my new best friend beside me! :-)

MORK CALLING ORSON....COME IN ORSON!

Can you hear me now??

Well, that's how our very first internet showe started out..."Can u hear me now???" How corn ball is that! But we had to make sure we were doing things right and the peeps could hear before we went any further. Apparently we actually could've screwed it up and had no one hearing us and that would've been a bloody shame since our first show was freakin hilarious!!

Did u miss it?? I sent the bulletin DAMMIT! You gotta read your bulletins. I know, I know, there's a load of crap on there with survey after stupid survey (ok I've done a few of them myself) or people threatening to delete you because "myspace has gotten so fake." What are you.. 5!!?? I save those people the trouble and I delete them! But just skim thru and look for the flaming red hair! :-) I ALWAYS post interesting stuff...I swear!

Anyways.... our first show was a hit! We had 52 listeners which I think was grrrreat! I didn't think we'd have any but the few family members I harrassed into listening. Our cuz Chrissy from Belfast did a fantastic job channeling Maizie from the Falls Rd in Belfast who doesn't know she's dead. For those of you who may not know your Belfast geographics, it's the Catholic, heavy IRA, part of Belfast.

We would ask Maizie metaphysical questions. So you can see what kind of show this was. Maizie knows more about metaphysics than my arse does about snipe shooting let's say. Yup! A famous Belfast expression...I must be channeling Maizie now! LOL

We are having a special show on Monday for our last time with Maizie before she has to go home on Wed. :^( Soooo not happy about that. My playmate is going home and I'll be back to bothering PB now to play with me.

So you can catch the archives of our show at (keeping fingers and eyes crossed that it works!) dynamicduo show

You can catch our show EVERY WED at 9 p.m. at the link above. If it works. If not just copy and paste http://www.blogtalkradio.com/dynamicduo

Hope to hear you there!!

Blessed Be! )0(
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